fuck you lays this is discrimination
|—||Paradise Lost, John Milton (via portionsofeternity)|
Monopoly just got real.
The real plot line of 30 Rock.
if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
2004 was a dark time for all of us.
shrek is love shrek is life
“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”
yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
dancing in public:
dancing in the shower: